Nicky’s story wasn’t so hot – he claimed to have disovered Bulldog Bill by looking through the steamed up window, which he could do after wiping the mist off with his sleeve.

But windows mist up from the inside… and Nicky was supposedly standing outside on a bin.

Nicky could have wiped until there was a hole in his shirt the same size as the hole in his story and still not have been able to see through the window.